I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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