Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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