Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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