I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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