I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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