Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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