i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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