Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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