i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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