I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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