It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.