.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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