I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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