some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We need to get me chipped asap
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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