he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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