im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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