4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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