Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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