STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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