i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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