Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
time to smoke my breakfast
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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