Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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