yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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