i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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