The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
