Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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