the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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