South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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