bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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