I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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