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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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