these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
it's like iHOP with fire
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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