She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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