I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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