fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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