Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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