Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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