I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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