Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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