is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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