im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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