She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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