we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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