Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
ok first of all what the fuck
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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