She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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