S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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