if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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