You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We're too hungover to prance.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
the raccoons are back...
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