did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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