i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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