dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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