we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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