so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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