quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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